So today is Independence Day and the thought that comes to my mind is when we got it, we were clueless. Our reaction was "Oh shit, we are Independent now.. what next"? Anyways we didn't know what to do and after 61 years of sudden Independence we still don't know what to do, except for few people who are really trying their best to uplift our image.
And there are few losers who have no clue how to uplift themselves and spend most of their time on being anonymous and posting comments on people's blog. Most of these people have a very similar low life, have a wife who they marry for money and then fabricate a scheme of not liking her for stupid reasons and by mistake pass on a sperm or two after they decide to get separated and that is what I call backup plan or Plan B. Plan B - I can't live with you, but I need the money so I accidentally (err) make you pregnant, so that I can get more money out of your purse "honey". The separation story goes on around the bush to get fresh meat on the bed of course and some dumb, married and not so dumb girls fall for it.
Dumb - Because they are dumb Duh!
Married - well friend's wife is the best bet.
Not so Dumb Girls - Oh well they just like the attention, money and a car seat under their sweet little backside.
So as my soap goes further it reveals that the man(what should I call him.. lets say 'Doobie') has a company started off with 3 partners and then reduced to two. The other being a best friend is not always a good choice when the "not so dumb girl" hates him. So Doobie kicks him out and the other stupid people in the office don't realize that he can drill a hole in their backside as well, if he can do the same to his very old best friend. The conclusion.. they won't learn because they like to kiss the Doobie ass. There were only few people (Extremists) who made Doobie cry and they raise their head high always forever. Oh btw even the 'Not so Dumb Chick' also makes him cry so I guess it was not a very great feat.
Exact words
In a meeting (A routine everyday with no outcome)
Doobie and his Pet (stained teeth) "These two people will never get their money from this office"
After a month they had to give them the money - Victory for the Extremists
Doobie (in front of our friends) "You can kill me but I will not give his money" almost started crying - Victory for the extremists
The extremists didn't wanted to waste time on a shit like Doobie so they went on with their lives and doing pretty well for themselves. The part money which Doobie didn't give was the only profit his company made till now. He might have given it as a deposit for the "not so dumb chicks" rented apartment or might take some diabetic pills for himself. I like Sancha Ice cream and heard the apartment opposite Sancha Ice Cream shop has a deposit of one Lakh and Rs. 20k rent, Oh nah lets try for 15 k.
So now this loser Doobie doobie do is, search the extremist on the net, drink some sugarless coffee and write anonymous sentences which are truly wastage of words or may be its the Stained Teeth.. Who cares. Amazing story but Ekta kapoor rejected this because it is not a woman oriented soap though I said I have a "not so dumb Chick"!!! and we can show some harmonic Imbalance on Doobie and grow some breast on him (though I don't think it is needed, he was born with man breasts). Then we can have cat fight of Doobie and "not so dumb Chick".
So anyways I had 5 minutes to write and I can't waste any more time on Doobie now.
And there are few losers who have no clue how to uplift themselves and spend most of their time on being anonymous and posting comments on people's blog. Most of these people have a very similar low life, have a wife who they marry for money and then fabricate a scheme of not liking her for stupid reasons and by mistake pass on a sperm or two after they decide to get separated and that is what I call backup plan or Plan B. Plan B - I can't live with you, but I need the money so I accidentally (err) make you pregnant, so that I can get more money out of your purse "honey". The separation story goes on around the bush to get fresh meat on the bed of course and some dumb, married and not so dumb girls fall for it.
Dumb - Because they are dumb Duh!
Married - well friend's wife is the best bet.
Not so Dumb Girls - Oh well they just like the attention, money and a car seat under their sweet little backside.
So as my soap goes further it reveals that the man(what should I call him.. lets say 'Doobie') has a company started off with 3 partners and then reduced to two. The other being a best friend is not always a good choice when the "not so dumb girl" hates him. So Doobie kicks him out and the other stupid people in the office don't realize that he can drill a hole in their backside as well, if he can do the same to his very old best friend. The conclusion.. they won't learn because they like to kiss the Doobie ass. There were only few people (Extremists) who made Doobie cry and they raise their head high always forever. Oh btw even the 'Not so Dumb Chick' also makes him cry so I guess it was not a very great feat.
Exact words
In a meeting (A routine everyday with no outcome)
Doobie and his Pet (stained teeth) "These two people will never get their money from this office"
After a month they had to give them the money - Victory for the Extremists
Doobie (in front of our friends) "You can kill me but I will not give his money" almost started crying - Victory for the extremists
The extremists didn't wanted to waste time on a shit like Doobie so they went on with their lives and doing pretty well for themselves. The part money which Doobie didn't give was the only profit his company made till now. He might have given it as a deposit for the "not so dumb chicks" rented apartment or might take some diabetic pills for himself. I like Sancha Ice cream and heard the apartment opposite Sancha Ice Cream shop has a deposit of one Lakh and Rs. 20k rent, Oh nah lets try for 15 k.
So now this loser Doobie doobie do is, search the extremist on the net, drink some sugarless coffee and write anonymous sentences which are truly wastage of words or may be its the Stained Teeth.. Who cares. Amazing story but Ekta kapoor rejected this because it is not a woman oriented soap though I said I have a "not so dumb Chick"!!! and we can show some harmonic Imbalance on Doobie and grow some breast on him (though I don't think it is needed, he was born with man breasts). Then we can have cat fight of Doobie and "not so dumb Chick".
So anyways I had 5 minutes to write and I can't waste any more time on Doobie now.
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