Crapolla!!!

There is a great news which will be revealed in the later edition of my post, but for now lets start with the basic crap. Lesson learned last month "Ignorance is bliss", the more you ignore people...more they want you.

So I was watching an English movie dubbed in Hindi yesterday and it is really funny the way they dub it. I mean some of the sentences doesn't make sense in Hindi or should I say the translators are really crappy.

Sentences include :-

Chalo chodo... aap batao aap kaha gaye the matha phodi karne!!!! (There is no 'AAP' or 'TUM' in english.. its 'YOU' and it sounds like 'TU')

Main dikhta gareeb hu par khana acha banata hu!!! (Abe if you are gareeb toh Khana banane ke paise kaha se aya and what is the connection between looking poor and cooking well. I guess this is the exact dialogue which RAMU used to get a cooks job in hindi movies, Ramu is the most commonly used name for a servant in Bollywood movies.)

well if you see an English movie with subtitles it is much more fun especially when they swear.

ASS HOLE - Kutte ka bacha

FUCK YOU - Suvar ka bacha

SCREW YOU - Haati ka bacha

GAY - Sumlaingic (I know...this is the actual word)

NASTY - Kamini

BITCH - Salle Kutte (Why the poor salla is always included, I have no clue)

PENIS - Ling

VAGINA - Stri ling (HA HA HA)

Well this is the funniest English video with Hindi Subtitles by WILL FERRELL, Worth every bit of your time

THE LANDLORD

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Its not so easy to shoot with a kid and you can see they worked really hard and its certainly worth the amazing outcome.

THE OUT TAKES

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And if this is not funny enough for you then I guess you should see the Bhojpuri version of SPIDERMAN 3

Spider man Spider man
Dostva padousi Spiderman
Jale mein uchalat sab jagah
khopadi utha ke dekho jarah

blah blah blah.